The three freshly-shaved contestants as they appeared today:
On the left, my Cal II prof, Patrick Bahls, Ph.D.
In the middle, my friend and sometime trig study partner, Britt.
On the right, some UNCA math guy. He does math somewhere, I’m sure.
My money’s on the math guy, who already appears to have the most chin-shadow. Britt’s a hairy guy, though. Maybe my money’s on Britt.
However, I’ve seen Patrick’s beard come in pretty quick.
This is going to be a race to watch.
(What I love about this picture is that I am not sure what these men could possibly do to look more like math nerds.)