Things That Should Be Issued to All Nontraditional College Students During the First Week of School

Monday: a stiff drink and a cool bath;OK to issue concurrently

Tuesday: a nap

Wednesday: a foot rub

Thursday: a back rub

Friday: a home-cooked meal

One response to “Things That Should Be Issued to All Nontraditional College Students During the First Week of School

  1. Saturday- Strayberry shortcake for breakfast, it always makes me feel better.

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