All Love Is Good Love Day
I’d Rather Have Good Friends Than Romance Day
Yes! Another Excuse to Eat Chocolate Day
Jeez, I’ve Grown Up Since This Day Used to Bother Me So Much Day
Thank God I Didn’t Marry That Idiot Day
Thank God I Didn’t Become Pregnant With the Spawn of That Idiot Day
Unaffected By Corporate America’s Failure to Recognize How Hard I Rock Day
You Don’t Need a Partner to Live Well Day
A Bit Jealous, But Not Really Day
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I’ll second the “I’d Rather Have Good Friends Than Romance Day”! Every year around Valentine’s, I get together with a few friends in similar circs, and we go to the movies and make dinner. I can’t imagine a better way to celebrate!
Jennifer, will you be my Valentine? ;-)
I dodged that bullet day. I just had to get a pedicure spa day. I would rather celebrate being alone than wishing I was day. I don’t have to wait for a table or in line at the movies when I don’t have a date day. when your animals are your valentines you don’t have to buy anything day. oh, and buying yourself a princess dress at goodwill on valentine’s day is so much fun day. every day is valentine’s day when you have best friends like you!!!
Wilson, of COURSE I will be your Valentine. Loved the virtual cookies.
Rosie, you are the best friend friend ever, and I love you, and that is all I have to say.
Love your mother, cause no one else loves you Day…
Brilliant!
Chocolate loves you no matter what day.
Sex and Chocolate Send the Kids Elsewhere Day
Enjoying What I DO Have Day
But Kissing and Sex Eat Up So Much Time Day
Jealous as Hell but Happy for You Too Day
i screwed so so its time for masturbation day
empty your wallet for your wife day